Jerk Trivia Chicago Bar – If I could have deducted a billion points… I would.

If I could’ve deducted a billion points from Wednesday’s Jerk Trivia winners I would’ve done so and not have batted a single eye! So, round 6 of this week’s Jerk Trivia was dedicated to 90’s cartoon theme songs. I present an audio clip and then prematurely stop the sound byte requiring the teams to finish the song where it stopped. One of the questions was the theme song to the beloved Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. AS MOST OF US KNOW, after the lyrics:

They’re the world’s most fearsome fighting team (We’re really hip!)

The next line in the song SHOULD BE…

They’re heroes in a half shell and they’re green (Hey – get a grip!)

and not:

“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fighting crime and doing ninja stuff.”

Who does that!? I’ll tell you who, this weeks Jerk Trivia Champions, “The Only Team.”

MINUS A BILLION POINTS FOR YOU! But regardless of my fondness for our four-legged, crime fighting, friends The Only Team won and took home the cash.

Until next time “The Only Team”….I’ll make turtle soup of you yet…if it’s the last thing I do!!!! muuahahahahahha.